Business Humour (Humor) at it's best. 

Here is some business humour to brighten up your day.

Dont forget, it is always good to have the odd joke up your sleeve for the times when your presentation is being held to an audience that are about to fall asleep. 

They are also great ice-breakers when you are sitting at that lunch with others and only furtive glances are being thrown around.

Humour is also a great way to get a point across in a nice manner. 

So what are your favourites? Please feel free to add your own favorite to the comments box at the end and help me make a great page out of this one! 

It is just after our section on "Murphy's Law". Enjoy! 

Mushroom Management Rules
Humor at the cost of the boss
The Definition of an Entrpreneur-ist
Humorous Quote by Mark Twain
Business Online Learning Humour Rules of Success
BusinessOnlineLearning with Humour called Shop Counter
Thankless Job

The Official 4 Questions Manager Test

Interview with the boss
I'm a consultant, I do not work here.
Business humour it is all in a name
BusinessHumour at Meetings.
BusinessOnlineLearningHumour Looking for a raise
A little Business Humour About Quotes on the Internet.
Leadership, Management and Noah
Banks Lending Approach - Business Humour
Everybody Nobody yet Somebody?
Customer Service at it's best
Business Humour Interview

The Company Expert

This is a must see for any engineer trying to fit into the corporate world. Enjoy it! 

A little Business Humour with the famous ex Mother-in-law
Business Humour Recession
Business Humour Criticize
Business Humour Banker
Business Humour Apples

Quotes Taken from Actual Performance Evaluations

Source: Maelynn Taibjie

  • "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
  • "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
  • "I would not allow this employee to breed."
  • "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
  • "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
  • "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
  • "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
  • "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
  • "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
  • "This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."
  • "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
Business Humour 2 Eyes

Murphy's Law

Recently, while cleaning out the garage, I came across a box full of old papers. In it, was a photocopy of a news article from 1967 by a man called D L Klipstein. He wrote about Murphy's Law. 

It was so good, I decided to make a short video of two sections of the document - so have a little fun with Murphy's Law! 

Video 1: Murphy's Law in General Engineering

Video 2: Murphy's Law in Prototyping and Production

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