Business Humour (Humor) at it's best.
Here is some business humour to brighten up your day.
Dont forget, it is always good to have the odd joke up your sleeve for the times when your presentation is being held to an audience that are about to fall asleep.
They are also great ice-breakers when you are sitting at that lunch with others and only furtive glances are being thrown around.
Humour is also a great way to get a point across in a nice manner.
Please feel free to add your own favorite to the comments box at the end and help me make a great page out of this one! So what are your favourites?
It is just after our section on
. Enjoy! "Murphy's Law"
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Quotes Taken from Actual Performance Evaluations Source:
last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” "His men
would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would
not allow this employee to breed." "This
associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't
be." "Works well
when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "When she
opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was
previously in there." "He would
be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." "This young
lady has delusions of adequacy." "He sets
low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." "This
employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better." "This
employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
Recently, while cleaning out the garage, I came across a box full of old papers. In it, was a photocopy of a news article from 1967 by a man called D L Klipstein. He wrote about Murphy's Law.
It was so good, I decided to make a short video of two sections of the document - so have a little fun with Murphy's Law!
Video 1: Murphy's Law in General Engineering
VIDEO Video 2: Murphy's Law in Prototyping and Production
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